20 Funny Hilarious Quotes Guaranteed To Make You Laugh

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Laugh, laugh, laugh, and go ahead laugh again. Here are 20 funny, hilarious quotes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

What is it they say? Laughter is good for the soul, or laughter is the best medicine! It’s the truth. When you laugh, it has so many benefits, like decreasing pain, boosting your immune system, and lowering your stress level.

When you read these funny quotes, look at them from a twisted, hilarious perspective and laugh to your heart soars. Use each one to brighten and lighten your day.

Let’s get rolling on your day of laughter to lift your mood and set your day on the right track.

20 Funny Hilarious Quotes Guaranteed To Make You Laugh

Funny Quotes, Laugh jack handly

“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”

Jack Handey
Funny Quotes, Laugh rita rudnerr

“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”

Rita Rudner
Funny Quotes, Laugh phillys diller

“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.”

Phyllis Diller
Funny Quotes, Laugh anonymous

 “I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.”

Anonymous
great man

“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.”

Jim Carrey
always wanted

“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.”

Lily Tomlin
sunshine

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”

Steve Martin
another word

“What’s another word for Thesaurus?”

Steven Wright
grandma walked

“My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the hell she is.”

Ellen DeGeneres
laugh and snore

“Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.”

Anthony Burgess
line up

“All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.”

Casey Stengel
help others

“We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don’t know.”

W. H. Auden
Funny Quotes, Laugh clint eastwood

“They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.”

Clint Eastwood
2 evils

“Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.”

Mae West
always remember

“Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.”

Margaret Mead
successful man

“A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.”

Lana Turner
life is hard

“Life is hard. After all, it kills you.”

Katharine Hepburn
get your facts

“Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.”

Mark Twain
the trouble with

“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”

Terry Pratchett
editing
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“My life needs editing.”

Mort Sahl

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